MERI MARZI!
Ok, now this is something I just don't
understand. Or maybe that's because I am soft in the head just like the foolish
Pune Police force who has many-a-times tried but horribly failed to enforce the
helmet rule.
What is it with the Pune public refusing to
don helmets when driving their 2-wheeled chariots, for their own safety? Are
their heads as hard as their hearts, providing them protection from all kinds
of injuries, physical and psychological? Or has God bestowed on them a boon, a
few fools such as me are unaware of.
Wearing helmets leads to spinal problems
and hair loss they say. These brave hearts are also unable to drive properly
because the helmets are heavy and do not let them hear anything. According
to most, if people ride slowly on local roads, they negate the chances of
accidents, and the need for helmet laws.
The logic is indisputable. Hair loss,
hearing loss, spinal issues can destroy a person, his family and his happy
life. So, when experts say that even at 20-30 kmph, a 100 kg scooter with a 70
kg human on board has more than enough momentum to cause serious head injuries
and brain damage, or kill them, they are only spewing bullshit. Because, now
again, remember, if you are killed or sustain serious brain damage, it can't
destroy you because you won't remember anything, would you?
Such brilliant insight leaves me stumped
every time I stupidly advise a friend or acquaintance to drive with a helmet
on. Now, these are educated (literacy does not equal education BTW), well-off
people who think nothing of driving around with their infants and toddlers and
children with no protective head gear at all. As for the so called uneducated,
poor class able to afford 2-wheelers, I have no words at all. They have not
learnt their ill-fated lessons and refuse to do so till their last dying
breath, because poverty they believe, excuses them from everything.
Born and married into the defence forces,
where rules such as these are strictly enforced, I can't imagine driving a 2-wheeler
without protective head gear. I have driven a motorcycle, and a scooter when
younger but have yet to experience the agony of the heavy helmet on my head.
So, while on the one side we lament the
loss of our soldiers and pilots due to faulty equipment, lack of institutional
and government support, we are very happy losing the entire population of
Bermuda - twice over - every year on Indian roads. We are a democracy and no
one, absolutely no one has the right to force us into anything.
I bemoan the scarcity of common sense, I
seriously do, but I can't help but salute the daredevils who are the true
heroes of our country undaunted by the cruel world of traffic mismanagement,
speeding and uncaring motorists, bad roads, and most important of all, remain
gallant even when facing the idea of death and injury like only a true soldier
can.
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